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A vintage scarf by J. Augur Design enhances an (upcoming) Harley-Davidson ride

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What's awesome? How about a one-of-a-kind vintage indigo boro scarf from J. Augur Design to ward off the freshest, friskiest zephyrs on my upcoming road trip? How the logos complement each other! The fabric could actually be as old as the Harley-Davidson name.

What’s awesome? How about a one-of-a-kind vintage indigo boro scarf from J. Augur Design to ward off the freshest, friskiest zephyrs on my upcoming road trip? How well the logos complement each other! This cotton fabric could very well be as old as the Harley-Davidson name.

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January 7, 2015 at 4:00 am

How American heavy-duty pickups support the Dakar Rally

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January 6, 2015 at 9:34 am

Alpinestars track duds separate ‘highly civilized beings’ from the everyday schlub on his Fat Boy

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“Nature, of course, ordains that human beings be completed by clothing, not left bare in their own insufficient skins,” writes Ann Hollander in Sex and Suits: The Evolution of Modern Dress. 

When recently undertaking Jason Pridmore’s Star School, I sure couldn’t risk being left bare in my own insufficient skin. And I didn’t want to rent one of the school’s suits. Nothing like basking in another student’s dried sweat.

Instead, I wore a new outfit of Alpinestars protective gear: GP Plus gloves, a GP Pro one-piece suit, and S-MX 6 boots—all wonderfully redolent of leather. And I was girded the brand’s Winter Tech base layer, a long-sleeve mock-turtleneck and tights of polypropylene and Spandex.

Street Group Bowl Backside RG__9602-Dec2114The GP Pro suit is a marvel of design and craftsmanship. In its armored zones, ventilated areas, and strategically stretchy panels, I could see a rational evolutionary process. Hollander phrases it perfectly when writing “all lines, shapes and volumes, whatever their arrangement, should produce a visual model of dynamic coherence and integrity, rather than a model of complex display, or one of crude force, or one of the latter overlaid by the former.”

In other words, this massive garment, which must weigh close to 20 pounds, should look svelte. According to pictures, it did that.

It also affected me in another way. I was paying tuition to a school that promises to teach advanced riding skills. Out of about three dozen students, I was one of just four neophytes. (The veteran riders had tatty leathers that showed signs of knee-dragging and even low-siding.) So I was about to join a small elite, to be set apart from the schlub who putts along Reseda Boulevard on his godforsaken Fat Boy while wearing a T-shirt, shorts, and flip-flops.

In other words, it must be worthwhile to shrug into this armor and clump around like a medieval knight. I almost needed a second to help me climb onto the Yamaha YZF-F6 I was riding.

Hollander explains that, too:

In the past, stiffness, heaviness, constriction, problematic fastenings, precarious adornments and all similar difficulties in clothing would constantly remind privileged men and women that they were highly civilized beings, separated by exacting training, elaborate education and complex responsibilities from simple peons with simple pleasures, burdens and duties. Changes in very elegant fashion usually meant exchanging one physical discomfort for another; the comfort of such clothes was in the head, a matter of honor and discipline and the proper maintenance of social degree.

Not that I’d entirely sacrificed comfort. Right out of the box—which, as I now read in the care manual, should be the boots’ place of storage, rather than its being used in the garage to hold the contents of a broken bag of mortar mix—indeed, the boots needed no break-in whatsoever; they were fantastically supple; their only annoying aspect was the squeaking, which undoubtedly will go away.

On the other side of the coin, the gloves came out of the package stiff. By the end of the two-day course, they’d loosened up enough to allow unimpeded manipulation of the controls. Next time, I will break them in ahead of time.

As for problematic fastenings, the suit has enough zippers, hook-and-loop closures, internal pockets, vents and even a neck clasp—not to mention the business of the removable, washable liner and the armor pieces that should be extracted and dried if I’m ever caught in the rain—to make me quite the motorcycling aristocrat.

From now on, instead of snickering at those who show up at the Rock Store in their racing suits, I’ll respect them.

Meantime, here are some things I’ve learned about using and caring for my new duds:

Suit should be stored on a curved hangar in a cool, dry place and should never be kept in the same closet with your emperor penguins.

Suit should be stored on a curved hangar in a cool, dry place and, to avoid confusion, should never be kept in the same closet with your emperor penguins.

 

GP Plus gloves feature thermoplastic polyurethane-injected knuckle, finger, and palm impact protectors and have a finger bridge to keep third and fourth fingers together in event of a slide. In other words, do not use these gloves for SCUBA diving.

GP Plus gloves feature thermoplastic polyurethane-injected knuckle, finger, and palm impact protectors and have a finger bridge to keep third and fourth fingers together in event of a slide. In other words, do not use these gloves for scuba diving.

Not only should the S-MX 6 boots be stored flat in their original box, but also they should never be taken to a car wash and sprayed with the high-pressure stream, which anyhow is a good way to save quarters. And do not use solvents or any other cleaning agents you already do not use to clean emperor penguins.

Not only should the S-MX 6 boots be stored flat in their original box, but also they should never be taken to a car wash and sprayed with the high-pressure stream, which anyhow is a good way to save quarters. And do not use solvents or any other agents you do not already use to clean your emperor penguins.

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January 2, 2015 at 9:00 am

A diploma, and some milling around during Jason Pridmore’s Star School

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Jason Pridmore emphasizes some nuances of Chuckwalla Valley Raceway during the Sunday-morning track walk. Photo by CaliPhotography.com.

Jason Pridmore emphasizes nuances of Chuckwalla Valley Raceway during the track walk. CaliPhotography.com.

By Ronald Ahrens

My experience at Jason Pridmore’s Star School on Dec. 20 and 21 significantly benefited my motorcycling skills. The classroom lessons were perfectly straightforward. Applying theory to practice during track time at Chuckwalla Valley Raceway was equally so.

While I’m a fully satisfied customer as far as the school’s curriculum goes, this is more than a no-frills educational experience—it’s also a social one.

A few simple measures could be taken to better manage those aspects:

  1. An arrival letter with details about what to expect upon reaching the track would have been nice.
  2. No attempt was made by any of the instructors or staff to learn my name, although I appreciated it when Jason asked if I was the rider of a red and white Yamaha YZF-R6 and wore a black and white Alpinestars suit. But that was about as personal as it got. And although the instructors were briefly introduced, keeping track of their names along with so many other new details was a little difficult. I felt embarrassed on Sunday when I had to ask James Rispoli to say his name again for me.
  3. There were several classroom sessions each day. With 35 students, even if some are returning and the staff members know them, all were strangers to me and so I was to them. Why not devote the first two minutes of each session to having three or four students say who they are, where they come from, what they ride, a bit about their background? By the end of the second day, we would then have a rough idea who’s who and whether we have something in common.
  4. I’m used to a professional setting with carefully assembled presentations that get to the point. The repartee and jocular back-and-forth among instructors (who were slouching on the floor) became tedious. Same for the fumbling around when looking for photos to be shown to the class. A projector, a PowerPoint slide show, and a remote could solve the latter issue.
  5. Completing the two-day course is a big achievement. Not everyone made it. The final session could be a commencement, complete with four or five special, fun awards along the lines of “most improved” and “best dressed” and “fewest missed shifts”—that sort of thing. Maybe even a drink of punch could be included. And some of us needed to get going, so rambling on about the future of the AMA SuperBike Series was an irrelevant digression. Assume that some students don’t follow racing.
  6. The instructors are professional athletes and men, not “kids.

Here you have suggestions for making the experience less impersonal, ridding it of the “inside baseball” atmosphere, and introducing a more premium feel.

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December 30, 2014 at 9:57 am

How I strapped myself to the mast and survived the ‘boiling surf’ of motorcycle racing school

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Sixteen months ago, you say motorcycle racing school’s in my future, I spit in your eye.

Track riding? That’s for crazy people who care naught for life and limb. And besides, I’m not good enough.

But a couple of things happen, and here I am on a recent Saturday night, eating a cold turkey sandwich inside my little tent in Chuckwalla Valley Raceway’s pit paddock. Unable to drive stakes through the asphalt, I anchor one end to a 2013 Yamaha YZF-R6, the other to my saddlebags.

Having forgotten to include a foam pad with my bedroll, I face a long, hard night ahead. Noisy power generators supporting other campers won’t make it easier.

One day of Jason Pridmore’s Star School is over, and the turkey tastes fine. After some early struggles with Pridmore’s precepts, I find myself feeling relaxed and comfortable, commanding the R6 through the track’s twists and turns, hitting the mark at the end of each straightaway, holding the same line in every corner. I’m neither the fastest rider out there nor the slowest.

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Before crawling into the tent for the night, I drink a couple of beers with my neighbor Geoff, who belly-flopped off his Ducati Multistrada, injuring both the Multi and his hand, and was out for the second day. The contrast between his dejection and my ebullience can hardly be stronger.

Yet when I finally zip up my sleeping bag and close my eyes, all previous worries are mirrored in the images now playing in my mind: scenes of destruction, of running off the track, tumbling ass over appetite into the brittlebush, being pecked to death by roadrunners, my bones moldering with those of others who have failed to pass this shore.

I sit up, blink a few times, nestle down again.

How a bullhorn and a Siren figured in all this

A crow’s ugly squawk awakens me on Sunday morning. Even with the temperature in the 40s, no dew has formed on the tent, so I pack it up right away. Geoff invites me over for Korean noodles, a welcome hot breakfast. The bullhorn beckons all to attend the day’s opening classroom session.

IMG_5770When we had wrapped up with a similar meeting on Saturday afternoon, I told Pridmore, his instructors, and the three dozen other students–all but four of whom had raceway experience–that not so long ago my attendance here would have been inconceivable.

“Why?” Pridmore asked.

The answer, too long to give, stemmed from a frustrating excursion to Pebble Beach in August 2013. My girlfriend Sue, on a Ducati Diavel Strada, dazzled and frazzled me. Even though I’d first owned a motorcycle in 1974, I was a Midwesterner and had only done a few canyon rides since coming to California in 2011. My inexperience and lack of confidence showed distinctly in Carmel Canyon, when I missed the entrance to one corner, nearly meeting doom, and later came within an inch of running off the road when exiting another corner.

Sue is an elite rider, past teacher of the Motorcycle Safety Foundation’s course and graduate of the curriculum Reg Pridmore, father of Jason, offered at Willow Springs Raceway. She recommended I start with the most basic.

“And then you should go to racing school,” she said.

My friend Michael, a former racer, might have quoted Homer: “Woe to the innocent who hears that sound!” Instead, he concurred, while also suggesting Nick Ienatsch’s Sport Riding Techniques.

I did the MSF parking lot trials a few weeks after Pebble Beach, hating every minute of it. The preceptors, a husband-and-wife team, went out of their way to make insulting remarks about my “cute” Suzuki SV650. I resented them and harangued Sue for initiating this remediation. Yet, indeed, I picked up some helpful tips about posture.

A few months later, Sue stepped out of the picture, a heartbreaking situation. The rise of my learning curve was timely, though, because I soon found myself being assigned road test stories by editors. Last spring, for Robb Report, I climbed aboard the voracious 2014 Ducati Monster 1200 S and eased onto the low-slung 800-pound 2014 Indian Chief Vintage, the baddest, and the biggest bikes I’d ever been on.

So  I signed up for Pridmore’s Star School, pre-paying the $750 tuition last June.

Then came July 4. During an early morning romp over the Rim of the World Scenic Byway in the San Bernardino Mountains, I made a bold but injudicious move on the SV650, overbraked, and went down hard enough to fracture my left elbow. Worse than the physical injury, my confidence suffered another blow. Unwilling to spend anything to repair the 12-year-old SV, I sold it off to a very happy guy in his 20s. It wasn’t until another editorial assignment in October that I again gripped a handlebar, this one on the Harley-Davidson Project LiveWire prototype for BBC Autos.

IMG_5615Since then I’d participated in BMW’s “Escape from L.A.” media ride after the auto show preview, road-tested and reviewed the 2015 Ducati Scrambler, and sampled a couple of great Yamahas at a dealership’s open house.

On Dec. 18, two days before lessons commenced, Yamaha Motor Corporation USA offered the R6 from their press pool. Alpinestars shipped out gear, the whole kit and caboodle: GP Pro one-piece leather suit, gorgeous and comfortable S-MX 6 boots, GP Plus gloves, and a Winter Tech base layer.

So my earlier despair and apprehension had completely abated by 6.45 a.m. on the previously described Saturday, when I left home on the chilly 80-mile dash to Chuckwalla and the first day on track.

No attitude problem this time!

Perfect school supply: the Yamaha R6

Nor would anyone be ridiculing my mount. The R6 belongs in an underground silo with the other missiles. Breathing for the 599cc four-cylinder engine are 16 thumbnail-size titanium valves. If my reading of the tachometer is correct, redline arrives at 16,500 rpm. Four-piston calipers at each of the two front rotors provide powerful yet sensitive braking.

Whereas other students will complain of “false neutrals” in their transmissions, the six-speed gearbox was as sure as changes of season, with light-action controls like falling leaves and opening blossoms.

For track riding, this immodest screamer is perfect. Pridmore wants us in second and third gear and practicing downshifts where straightaways end, and the R6 is perfectly content with this. On the other hand, a fellow student, Jonathan, has come to regard his BMW S1000RR as too much motorcyle for the purpose, one that consumes the entire circuit in second gear.

Perfect learning environment or treacherous shore?

_Chuckwalla Valley RacewayA four-year-old track with a superior surface, Chuckwalla Valley Raceway, at Desert Center, presents 17 turns over 2.68 miles. This translates to no straightaway longer than 1330 feet. Compare it to leggy Road America, a 4.04-mile circuit with 14 turns.

Writing for Automobile Magazine about the satisfaction of mastering Chuckwalla’s double-apex turns and the esses, Michael notes the raceway’s remoteness: “It’s in the middle of the vast cat box that is the Mojave Desert, built on top of the airfield that General Patton’s troops used while training in this area for the invasion of North Africa in World War II.”

Before sending us out, Pridmore preaches the irrelevance of speed and lap times. He will look for good technique. Besides our using second and third, he wants us to build speed in the straights and enter corners mid-track, leaving a safety margin.

Classroom sessions focus on how and when to downshift, following the best line, and adjusting body position. We hear tips about finding the entry, apex, and exit of each turn and are reminded to keep a head-up posture.

IMG_5772After each lecture we fire up for 20 minutes on track.

Aside from a couple of early wiggles after poor downshifts, and a wandering moment in Turn 14 as the result of my head position, I start to feel a growing command. Surpassing 100 mph and then having to slow down and turn is not a crazy thing after all; when respected, the laws of physics govern benevolently. My arms are relaxed, hands soft on the bars; movements on the saddle feel perfectly natural.

“Get ready for the addiction of your life,” Pridmore has exhorted us newcomers.

Sue said she wanted to go racing after her experience at Willow, and Michael had done so. Nothing affixes you in the irresistible present like hurtling along on 415 pounds of two-wheeler with your ass hanging a yard above the pavement.

Hency, my bubbling over while drinking beer with Geoff.

The difference between spills and spilling it out

I’m not the only one seeking to compensate for past spills, to bring personal dolor trackside.

_CVR aerialOn Sunday morning, as we sit in the backs of pickups driving to points of interest in the 2.68 miles—a track walk without legwork—a pupil named Sean tells me that in addition to having crashed on the street, he’s also lost his mentor, a man who was “the best rider we all knew,” to an inexplicable road accident near Julian, California. He simply plunged over the edge.

For Sean, too, Chuckwalla is a way of inscribing anew, of revising the narrative thread.

Besides thinking about Sunday’s classroom topics of increasing awareness (“Look for the corner worker’s shack coming out of Three”) and controlling panic—I try to press harder and expand my limits. Now, during the 20-minute track segments, the harpy of a four ecstatically revs to redline in second, the upshift indicator twinkles green, and before letting up at Eleven, I glimpse the speed display: 108 mph.

The most crippling tentativeness is gone. In the banked hairpin of Thirteen and the flat one of Sixteen, I increase the angle of lean. I carry more speed into the previously baffling Fourteen.

Individual instruction is part of the deal, and because I’d had none so far, green tape marks my helmet. Finally, in the last session, a pedagogical rider follows. (I can always hear his blustering Ducati.) After three laps we pull onto pit lane to confer. He suggests rotating the hips even more and releasing the brake lever less abruptly.

We go out for two more laps until the checkered flag ends the day. After receiving a tutorial thumbs-up, I coast into the paddock. My visor is smudged with snot. And there’s seepage from my eyes. Not having stopped up my ears with “beeswax kneaded soft,” nor even foam plugs, I’d outlasted the Sirens’ thrilling cries.

The bullhorn’s call to gather, a summing up in the classroom, sounds like a trumpeted fanfare.

I must be champion of something.

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December 29, 2014 at 9:00 am

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In second NASCAR Nationwide race, Dakoda Armstrong comes home 15th, but not unfettered, at Auto Club Speedway

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Dakoda Armstrong after the Royal Purple 300 at Auto Club Speedway.

Dakoda Armstrong after the Royal Purple 300 at Auto Club Speedway.

On March 23, 2013, making his second-ever start in the NASCAR Nationwide Series, Dakoda Armstrong finished 15th in the Royal Purple 300 at Auto Club Speedway.

Q. Fifteenth position—pretty good for your second race.

A. Yeah, I mean, we were better than that, but we were struggling on restarts there. I think we restarted ninth on that last one. Those people that had new tires behind us—you get stuck three-wide between everybody, and it’s really hard to get this thing to handle right. You get spread out. We just lost too much ground there to make up. We were hoping another caution was going to come out so we could come back in and use our last set of tires. Everyone else that took them was going to be sitting ducks. Didn’t work out that way.

Q. Overall was it fun or frustrating?

A. For a while there it was fun. I thought we were getting it, and I thought we were going to have a good finish. I’ve just got to get my restarts down and figure out what it needs on those.

Q. Your boss, Richard Childress, has to be fairly impressed.

A. Well, at least we brought it home in one piece. That’s one good thing.

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March 24, 2013 at 11:33 am

Sam Hornish smokes the field, then the finish line, at Las Vegas

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How to celebrate after winning the Sam’s Town 300 at Las Vegas Motor Speedway?

A burnout at the finish line by Sam Hornish, who then climbs out to catch the checkered flag.

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March 9, 2013 at 4:25 pm

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